Calories Parody Graphic T-shirt

“Wear the joke. Share the laugh. Instant mood booster, one tee at a time.”

Inspired by that iconic green beer brand (you know the one), this tee takes a cheeky turn down guilty pleasure lane. Because let’s be honest , you’ve consumed more calories than compliments this week, and that’s okay.

This is your official uniform for cheat days, makan marathons, and proudly not counting macros.

(Warning: may cause strangers to point and laugh—in a good way.)

Made from 100% combed cotton at 240gsm. Cut in a relaxed oversized silhouette with slightly dropped shoulders. Choose your usual size for the intended fit.

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Machine wash cold and inside out with similar colours. Do not bleach. Iron on the reverse and avoid ironing directly over the print.